This is Michelle

and these are my

Random Thoughts

 

 

How many Friday 13ths can they actually make?

Wondering why hotel pictures are screwed to the wall, I mean really have you looked at them?  Who in their right mind would want to take them? lol

Would the moves be as scary if the music didn't get loud???  It just gives it away, you know something bad is gonna happen ;)

 

My favorite billboard is the Chickfillet one where the cow is on the treadmill trying to get skinny and saying eat more chicken!!! love it...

Adding more perfume doesn't cover your B.O....just take a bath!!

CONCRETE...anyone who finishes concrete...you have my utmost respect and sympathy!!!  lol you would just had to have been there! lol

Ever notice how folks baby that new car and abuse the one that's paid for....what happens if you lose the new one and all you have left is the one that's paid for??? what ya gonna do then??

 

When I look to buy a new house, there must be a huge back yard for fido or he will be depressed...

why do we want to get out and drive, when we are told not to because of dangerous road conditions.

 

 

Notice on HGTV everyone looking for a new house is wanting one big enough for entertaining...really who entertains that much??

"Any old barn looks better with a little paint on it"  Not neccesserially...some old barns are beautiful just the way they are. lol

Do blondes really have more fun???  I've tried all colors....no they don't

 

 

 Why don't they make resturants prohibiting cell phones and screaming kids??? just kidding

Whoever invented the PUSH mower?  Can we say firing squad

Now the rider mower...bless your heart!

Sunscreen don't work unless you actually use it...you can have 50 bottles but if you don't apply the lotion, your hurting :(

 

 

Does Honey Comb cereal actually have honey in it?

How can a twin size bed be called a twin unless you have 2 of them, everybody knows twins come in twos

Why can't there be just one pill that cures everything.....oh silly me there is...GOS -PEL

 

 

 Have you noticed that all sugar free pies, cakes and breads mold in like a week or less....hummm

It is a fact that it takes longer to get from point A to point B than it does to get back from point B to point A

If life is a highway then death must be the parking lot

 

Ever notice it is much easier to lose something than it is to find it...except for FAT!!

 

Remember when there was just RED, YELLOW, BLUE GREEN, BLACK, AND WHITE now you can find everything but that

 

wryc idk ttyl is an acutual conversation...lol



It cracks me up to see someone take their glasses OFF to READ!!

I wish water gave me the same fulfillment as Dt Dr Pepper then maybe I'd drink more of it and save money too!!

If the music is too loud... I just turn up the mic cause turning the music down would be a disgrace to all who played it!  Right??



Ever think about when Noah built the ark and was loading it with animals.....the couples were not  paired black, white, red or yellow.  No they were paired together Male and Female.....hmmmm

How come there is only one side of the frosted mini wheats, frosted...give me the frost already!!

What confuses me is when I am in a resturant and I have only drank half my coke... is it really time for a refill?  I mean the way I see it the glass is still half full right???

more thoughts later...my brain is tired

 

Air in the winter and heat in the summer...I wish the weather would make up my mind 

 

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